I’m not a believer in languages designed by a committee and I have faith in Matz making reasonable decisions at the end of the day.

The selection committee declares that whatever LMS the university chooses next must work exactly like Blackboard and exactly like Moodle while having all the features of Canvas. Oh, and it must be "innovative" and "next-generation" too, because we're sick of LMSs that all look and work the same.