I've come around to preferring the term "strawchild".

• It de-genders the term (important for some people)
• It evokes the imagery of the kind of loser* who is only willing to engage in battle with children and/or is perhaps prone to striking them
• It conveniently sidesteps the cliche/fatigue associated with invocations of the term "strawman"

* Is this aspect of "strawchild" an instance of failure to elevate the other (i.e. steelman/starman them)? Yes.

Needs to be resurrected. "Autonomous Data" is a way better name (being both cooler and less subject to ambiguity) than either "Solid" or "zero data [application]".

Shouldn't this parenthetical be written, if anything, as "academics (including students)"?