Happy Third Birthday #24728!

All in all, get this game when it's not on sale so you can pay full price for this gem!!!

It is, however, priced at a measly two dollars, less on sale or in a bundle, so only the whiniest of whiners should find reason to complain here. Suffice it to say, self-professed haters of short games and "walking simulators" should abandon this Store page at once, and spend that spare couple of bucks on yet another "skin" for that first-person multiplayer frag-fest you've already wasted three thousand hours of your life on. (Whoops, is my cynicism showing? Sorry about that. I've got nearly two thousand hours up on Left 4 Dead 2 myself, so I'm hardly one to judge. That said, I would never spend money on "skinning" a character I don't even get to see, haha.)

Ever want to experience a game that makes you want to play Rocket Ghost Aidan 2? Just play this! Its completely inferior to RGA 2.

the term “technologist” contains a fair amount of tongue-in-cheek.

A leaked snippet of the endpoint architectural design draft document, highly confidential.

Let's assume that something in the system has to change (as it rarely does..), and we need to add a new step to the process to the runner

Months and a lot of play-testing later and we are excited to present The Big Lockdown, a tongue-in-cheek card game inspired by people’s experiences during the global pandemic.

I agree to the terms and conditions of the software, and hereby sign away my life just to check my freaking messages.

Well, at the risk of making things too easy...

with a minimum of scary brackets

It depends - do you accept the new code of conduct? :P