Dude, you've got no friends at all, it's not right for you to be so picky.

Update: it gets worse:

I bail on Toastmasters because they charge dues and I don’t need to pay for training in public speaking.

cy1 admits he was a user to that group from the get go. He stopped by just to see if he could get laid. It turns out I gave him too much benefit of the doubt. The men there were just an obstacle to him all along!