There are several instances of polygamy in the Old Testament: Moses had two wives, Abraham three, Jacob four, David at least 18, and Solomon all of 700. But biblical polygamy usually had a bitter ending. According to the Book of Kings, Solomon had ‘seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines’, but ‘his wives turned away his heart after other gods: and his heart was not perfect with the Lord his God' (see picture). The creation story on the very first pages of the Bible clearly seeks to enforce a monogamous ethos. Upon seeing Eve for the first time, Adam says: “This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh... Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.”
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