Crazy old cat.
Yes, yes, that's what you think...
Crazy old cat.
Yes, yes, that's what you think...
change
his cat.
who secretly resented his owner's disruptive masturbatory habits. It was really starting to take a toll on his sleep. Soon, he would make his escape. Soon. He curled up under the sunlamp, plotting.
I know you're going to say that I 'love' my cat and that my cat 'loves' me, but love is a vague word
Me-oww?!
purring
purrrrrr. purr.
"You're getting old,” he said, as the cat rubbed his face against his hand.
LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE
Even genetically-engineered cats get old
who you calling old?!?
scratched it behind the ears
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The cat purred loudly.
trying all the while not to think about where that hand had been.
pussy
ಠ_ಠ meow?