“PI so describe your dressing room The very Irish shall not come.” She answered short, “I’m glad you'll write. You'll furnish paper when I shite.”?
Suggests that Swift's poem, The Lady's Dressing Room where he goes above and beyond to paint Celia as a disgusting person, was inspired by his own inability to please a woman. Upon rejection, like so many people, he insults her relentlessly in an attempt to make himself feel better.