the whole process would start again, complete with the fears that people would find my first draft before I could rewrite it.
The author reiterates that writing is a never-ending process. Similar to how we learned in the begining of class, good writing is not good from the begining. It's trial and error and constant editing.
A writer friend of mine suggests opening the jar and shooting them all in the head. But I think he’s a little angry, and I'm sure nothing like this would ever occur to you.
I enjoy how the author's voice is evident throughout the article. It's a sort of "dark humor" situation that makes the article more entertaining. Using the word "shitty" in the title also gives insight to their writing style or voice.