beloved one
Real talk, my girl is ride or die for this man.
beloved one
Real talk, my girl is ride or die for this man.
cry out for help
HAAAAAAALP
for three hours dances for joy
Me eating nuggets
Duel
1v1 me you ain't go no skills
His steed retreats to its stable.
The fact that it went back to the stable though. Like it was saying "I don't know who you thought you were, but not today, sir"
rather annoys the good folks
That one particular song by Ludacris is playing in my head right now
unhappy wretch!
He had that "I'm a good dude why won't you sleep with me" type of reaction. 0/10 do better, Oldbuck.
Töpffer, Rodolphe
Y'all talking about Oldbucks' name, and I'm over here breaking my mouth trying to say "Töpffer"
new leaf
I feel like a new person after all this.
availing himself of this artifice
OLDBUCK WILD
n gratitude Mr. Oldbuck releases them, and sets out at his utmost speed
RIP Oldbuck vs Monks rivalry
he wheelbarrow passes over him, and rushes down the hill with the speed of lightning.
REST IN PIECES
pushes the monks into the hole
The greatest and pettiest rival ever.
"If a girl's gonna have beef with me, she gonna have beef with me...foreva" -Cardi B.
Mr. Oldbuck and his ladye-love having been tried and condemned, are led to the stake.
It's payback for the beard.
terrified monks
These monks don't get paid enough for this mess
On awaking, the beloved asks, " Where are the herdsmen?"
Bruh she was slumped hard as I don't know what...
The rival continues his evolutions.
How come being stuck on a water wheel like that seems like a Dante-like punishment
At the end of four days they are discovered by a chimney-sweep.
So they just sat up on the roof like "Well, guess we live here now?"
Looks like Oldbuck would fit in well with his in-laws
Profiting by his excessive thinness
Slides up in her DMs like "Oh hey"
So at the next inn, he considers that to make an exchange is to commit no robbery.
How come I feel like this is an euphemism...
For eight days
My man really just sat there for 8 days.
He returns to life dying of hunger.
Me everyday, honestly.