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Matt Bianco - Get Out Of Your Lazy Bed

Thompson Twins - Hold Me Now

The Cure - The Lovecats

Madness - The Sun And The Rain

Culture Club - Victims

Genesis - That's All

Tracey Ullman - They Don't Know

Kajagoogoo - Big Apple

Howard Jones - New Song

New Edition - Candy Girl

The Human League - (Keep Feeling) Fascination

Paul Young - Wherever I Lay My Hat (That's My Home)

Rod Stewart - Baby Jane

Men At Work - Down Under

Mike Oldfield - Moonlight Shadow

Kajagoogoo - Too Shy

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

Culture Club - Karma Chameleon

Heaven 17 - Temptation

Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart

KC and the Sunshine Band - Give It Up

Limahl - Only For Love

UB40 - Red Red Wine

Duran Duran - Is There Something I Should Know?

Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love

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35) Teach yourself something new There are plenty of lessons available for free online. Tons of language apps are free, and YouTube tutorials can go so far as to show you how to fix broken cars. If there’s always something you’ve wanted to know how to do, tackle it this weekend.

31) Cook something new Rustle up a new dish with whatever is leftover in the fridge or cupboards. It doesn’t have to be restaurant worthy – just tasty!

32) Volunteer Do something great and volunteer this weekend. Try local animal shelters or contact your local council to see where help may be needed. You could end up being responsible for something wonderful happening in your city.

22) Read, read, read Give your imagination some exercise by reading a book that grabs your fancy. If you’re like most people, there are probably a few books lying around at home that you’ve still not gotten around to reading. You could make a trip to your local library and make the most out of the free services that are offered there. If you’re a slow reader simply make sure you renew the return date on your borrowed book before it runs out, so you don’t incur any fees.

20) Movie marathon Make your sofa your home for the weekend and have a good old-fashioned movie marathon. If you have a subscription to a service such as Netflix or Amazon Prime, then make the most of it. If not, you can always arrange to borrow some DVDs from some friends or re-watch some of your old favourites.

15) Write Looking for something creative to do? Writing is a great hobby and can help to expand your vocabulary. You could start with poetry, begin a blog or write stories for your children.

Kate Burton

gun

was a 44

Princess

HMS

Corns

Arnold

Sandy Nelson - Let There Be Drums

The McCoys - Hang on Sloopy

Johnny Dankworth & his Orchestra - African Waltz

Tom Jones - I'm Coming Home

Love Affair - Rainbow Valley

Twinkle - Terry

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Melanie B - Lullaby

Robbie Williams - Eternity

Zero 7 - Destiny

Culture Club - Victims

The Human League - (Keep Feeling) Fascination

Kajagoogoo - Too Shy

KC and the Sunshine Band - Give It Up

UB40 - Red Red Wine

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love

Instead of calming Twilight down, it only seemed to make her already uncomfortable student that much more agitated.

"WHEN THOU PROPOSED THAT WAGER, THOU INSINUATED THAT WE COULD NOT HOLD OUR LIQUOR, AND WE AIM TO SHOW THEE THE—THE TRUE EXTENT OF THINE ERROR! THOU HAST NOT EVEN BEGUN TO WITNESS OUR DRINKING PROWESS!"

Even Celestia coughed into her mug before she set it down and said, "Don't you think you've had enough, Luna?"

her mug of non-alcoholic cider instead of saying anything.

Monster - The Automatic

Everyone has parents

The ponies written down as your parents don't exist. All of their signatures are forgeries.

Flurry Heart only got a concussion.”

She scuffed some dirt beneath her hoof

began in a voice that betrayed no emotion.

“How long have I been out this time? You're a lot taller than I remember. And whatever flowy thing is going on with your mane is not working for you.”

The princess put her wing around Cozy Glow.

She sounded like Celestia when she laughed.

making her wobble in the air.

“I see what a mistake it was now, leaving you here like this. It isn't helping you at all.” She stood up, her mane waving in the breeze.

to dramatically run them along her face.

There are plenty of ponies like you who are still able to lead happy lives without hurting others, if they're willing to get help.”

You must know that, it's why you enjoy keeping me here.”

you sing your little friendship songs or solve a friendship problem for your crybaby of the week? I think you called it a spark in your friendship book.”

It's because I enjoy it.”

Wind rustled through the hedges.

sitting silently on the grass, was ruining the cold comfort of solitude

The Canterlot Gardens were a labyrinth of ancient hedges and forgotten statues. A pony could walk all day without making it from one side to the other, even if they avoided getting turned around. For this reason, the heart of the gardens were off-limits to the public. Cozy Glow had received no other visitors. Whether asleep in stone or trapped in permanent consciousness,

I became an alicorn, I'm not going to fall for something so pathetic.”

So how about I listen to you for a change?”

Chrysalis cried.”

the empty plinth. The stone was pristine. She maintained it herself. She had maintained it for years.

let's get it over with.”

fluffy friendship nonsense

“They said it's like being asleep.”

comfortable position to be trapped in stone in while you get on with that.”

She scuffed some dirt beneath her hoof.

regent of the celestial bodies and Element of Magic

do you even have gardeners?”

getting used to moving again.

Her baby blue curls bounced for the first time in years as she shook herself like a dog.

She would stare at it for a very long time, her face screwed up in thought.

The relative emptiness of the plinth only made her look smaller.

plinth which held a statue of a filly.

All eventually knelt before her, weeping for forgiveness, and all were granted it.

fraught with tears

a strong and dashing knight dawned in a mighty suit of armor with a blade by his side that can slay through even the toughest of foes.

It really makes me wish I could live in a world like that. A fantasy world full of monsters, magic, and dragons. A world where I could become a great hero and always have a circle of companions by my side. Yeah, that would be the life."

shifting his form into various shapes to remain out of sight.

the sky was a depressing shade of grey and the rain poured down hard from above. Jordan walked along a sidewalk; an umbrella held firmly in his right hand as the parasol blocked out most of the rain that threatened to drench him.

reading glasses.

He said as he opened the bottom drawer and began looking through his files.

nearby shredder.

found peace and purpose within herself.

Her name is now Cocoa Bean, and she is currently living in the town of Shady Oaks.

gardening, baking, playing video games. (Primarily Stardew Valley and Minecraft)

He was sitting at his desk inside of his home

the one you already know as Discord

swiftly crumpled up like a piece of paper and thrown away into the nearest recycling bin.

It’s not every day that the most famous model of this generation comes out of retirement to blow open the industry as a designer. The mere fact that you are standing in my shop is nothing short of life changing!

are too sweet.

I surely hope this isn’t a dream, and if it is, I never want to wake up.”

“Oh please, just call me Fluttershy.”

‘that spider pony’.”

giggling demurely as she tossed her royal purple mane, drawing attention to the fine gold silk woven into the strands.

I know it’s close to your shop’s closing time, but um, I was hoping, that is, I wanted to ask…Are you Rarity?”

fine silk rolls look almost ethereal.

setting off a gentle chime

“Part of it is that I just don’t want to live down to the stereotype of the filly fresh off the rock farm who can’t handle anything spicier than feldspar.”

“You know I’d have stopped if it ran the risk of hurting the baby.”

She’d made her hot chocolate according to the original recipe, making it more of a drinkable mole sauce. She had added whipped cream, though that had dissolved once it touched the surface.

Sugarcube Corner was closed for the day. All four Cakes were off visiting Carrot’s parents in Tallahorsie.

especially given how he chugged his hot chocolate down to the dregs for courage first

it was in front of a roaring fire three days before the Gift Givers pranced through the sky.

Pinkie looked up from licking up the last bit of rice out of what had been a biryani and gave a thoughtful puff. The flames were a vivid enough pink that they left green afterimages in her sight. “I could probably send a few letters with it.”

Saffron slowly spun a spare one of the white, waxy peppers in her magic, taking in the black spots that suggested a moaning face.

The resulting belch sounded more like a haunting wail, echoing in ways that the Tasty Treat’s acoustics couldn’t account for.

Saffron set a plate of cheese covered in a vivid green sauce before Pinkie. “Not made with actual naga venom, of course, no more than moon pies are made by Luna. But it should—” She blinked at the empty plate.

“Truly, my daughter grows wiser every day.”

So long as she pays for the ingredients.”

my flower

“And you, champion of the Tasty Treat’s annual curry eating contest three years running, think I can help you take your spice tolerance even further?”

The door to the room opened, and a stallion in scrubs sighed. “Princess Twilight? We’ve talked about this, Your Highness. You can leave your vital trackers on your friends, but we really must insist that you follow the usual visiting hours.” He blinked as he took in the rest of the room. “And take Mr. Sandwich with you, please. He should have been out of here hours ago.”

“Then I’m at least calling Grease Fire for a rematch.” Pinkie grinned. “We can make a whole event out of that!”

“Well, I’m Minister of Laughter, and I say we are.”

“Cheese gave up halfway through the hot sauce tasting for the wedding!”

“But I can’t believe that made me miss the whole dang festival!”

“Only the one who tried to make a pass at her and wouldn’t take no for an answer.”

Mostly stallions. I asked her to keep it mild.”

“You had to get your stomach pumped of more capsaicin than most ponies eat in a moon. You’ve missed the whole cultural festival.”

Pinkie managed to hold back a smile at the awkwardness of her friend’s latest alicorn growth spurt.

Mimolette

The World Atlas of Dairy Products

she’d tried to bite a rosebush, all stinging pain and a coppery aftertaste.

The smell was almost chemical, at least until Pinkie’s muzzle went numb out of self-defense.

exotic griffon dishes out there, the kind that cost less if the customer let some ingredients go unidentified.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you, Minister Pie.”

rice and spice!”

Zesty Gourmand.”

we kirin have a special link to fire in all its forms, including flavor

spicy or plain?

“Ooh, the daffodil fried rice sounds great!”

seeing nothing but empty seats around the stall. “Really? Nopony’s come yet? This all smells great!”

a name that sounded a lot nicer in Kirinese, a pistachio allergy,

one of the booths staffed by a kirin, who was doing really cool things with a wok and her own angry nirik flames.

Twilight and Rain Shine

Big Important Ceremonies with Big Important Ponies and Big Important Letters.

the games and plays and especially the food stalls that would line the tiers of Canterlot

Lemon Hearts and Winter Flame

In one case, that lasted until Applejack got a rambling postcard one day a few years into the Twilit Era. (Twilight hated ponies calling it that, but she hadn’t exactly offered any alternatives.)

new friends vastly outweighed the unearthed ancient evils,

Pinkie had gotten to shake all manner of appendages, learn of all manner of new holidays, and try all manner of new dishes.

“I mean, that vendor pony did have a point, didn’t they? Your backstory is pretty ridiculous.

Wind Sprint makes you.”

“Does everypony here not read the newspapers? Listen to the radio? Look at a freaking Wonderbolts poster once in a while?”

I could hear you shouting from over here.”

he slurped cola out of a straw.

want a saddlebag charm? If you buy two you get the second one for half price!”

“So you caused a maginuclear winter once because you blew up Cloudsdale’s weather factory because… you were sad about not seeing your pet turtle for a few months?”

I’m actually Rainbow Dash! That all actually happened!”

Scripture. It’s like her holy book, all fables and parables to teach young fillies that it’s not alright to lie or try to scam a working family out of their Celestia-given ancestral farm.”

“But Twilight isn’t?”“Obviously, that’s what I said.”

part of the public domain, like Princess Celestia or Discord.

Lady of the Everfree

but having her just outright run into Twilight Sparkle is unrealistic, even for the series.

The unicorn behind her tapped her glasses knowingly.

“I’m just supposed to believe that there’s some pegasi in the E.U.P special forces that’s faster than all the other pegasi that is capable of doing some sort of magic pegasus super ability and while also being best friends with a princess and also is some sort of ultra special pony chosen by destiny? Come on. You gotta pick a lane, or at least stay thematically consistent.”

I meant—Do you think Rainbow Dash is real?”

bushy-browed unicorn in heavy-rim glasses.

“I’m an actual real pony! I’m not a fictional character.