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  1. Sep 2026
    1. but pointed to a group of three colts passing by, coats dyed blue and manes stripped in various inaccurate shades.

      Hmmmm Dashie, maybe....they're Twilight, Applejack and Pinkie in disguise.

    2. “What the hay was that! What does she mean ‘Rainbow Dash costume?’”

      She's totally been watching MLP In A Nutshell on Youtube - one of her proudest works, done by her 3YO nephew.

    3. “I am Rainbow Dash in real life!”

      No nonono no nono, in real life, Rainbow Dash would live in a messy bedroom, playing rock instruments like a drum kit and an electric guitar, and drinking orange Fanta.

    4. “You are so lucky. It’s like you were born to almost look like Rainbow Dash in real life!”

      Or maybe, she is a genetic lab experiment which was once a wild horse, but used by Lauren Faust to turn into a rainbow pegasus!

    5. “I mean, you got her cutie mark slightly wrong, it goes in the other direction, but everything else is like… top notch.

      They're not Cutie Marks, Bri, they're stickers. Ponies peel them off when they go to bed every night, and then choose a new one from their Cutie Mark sticker drawers every morning before they prepare for their day and dye their hair and such.

    6. “How did you get your tail to have the colors so even? Everytime I’ve tried it’s always muddled.”

      I know why she does that, Brianna Brighteyes, it's because Rainbow Dash has brown hair but has a bath in the Rainbow Pool every morning before she brushes her teeth with rainbow toothpaste and washes her face with a Jellikins wash cloth.

    7. “Sorry, I was just trying to get to the room for the Daring Do collectible card game?”

      Maybe you are just trying to find the Pokemon, Stitch and Spider Man card games at the counter!

    8. Daring Do let Sisphyus’ boulder go because it was explicitly not magic! It’s not part of the curse, she even says as much!”

      Talk of Doctor Who and Harry Potter in 7 seconds.

  2. Aug 2026
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