Said surprising cinematic experiment will remove Price’s score, allowing you to really luxuriate in the surround-sound glory of hearing Sandra Bullock scream “AAUGH!” for an hour and a half.

No word on when Marvel Studios is planning to release their special “Tree Language Version” of Guardians of the Galaxy, where everyone just says “I Am Groot” over and over and over and over.

“The big joke on democracy,” he observed, “is that it gives its mortal enemies the means to its own destruction.”

Other comedians have maintained their material in joke files, among them Bob Hope, whose file is in the collections at the Library of Congress.

In Carlin’s archives, by contrast, the jokes were “mainly scraps of paper organized into Ziploc baggies then put into a folder by topic.”

When it comes to the Joan Rivers joke collection, “I don’t know that another exists that is nearly as vast,” Gunderson said.

There's a joke in philosophy that goes like this: The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

’ve had Paula Rizzo’s book, Listful Thinking: Using Lists to be More Productive, Highly Successful and Less Stressed, on my to-read list (see what I did there?)

The modern sense of "an X about X" has given rise to concepts like "meta-cognition" (cognition about cognition), "meta-emotion" (emotion about emotion), "meta-discussion" (discussion about discussion), "meta-joke" (joke about jokes), and "metaprogramming" (writing programs that manipulate programs).

A moment in time never repeats.

Creating a bot in discord is stupid easy.

There’s a strain of Jewish humor that hinges on which word is stressed in speech, which corresponds to which word is in italics in writing.

Spidering